Archive - John from Long Island

Sunday Essays #15: Reading From a Script That Doesn't Exist

observations from a barstool in mid-2026

May 31 • John Abbate

The Dumbest Metric I Track

paradise by the bathroom sink.

May 29 • John Abbate

Sunday Essays #14: Signal-to-Noise Ratio (Not a Boring Tech Bro Essay)

applied science for the creative mind.

May 24 • John Abbate

Sunday Essays #13: LinkedIn Lingo is Draining Our Life Force

sanitized language = sanitized spirit

May 17 • John Abbate

Take Five Under the Live Oak

Everybody I spoke to today said they're extremely stressed out.

May 15 • John Abbate

"Just ask ChatGBT"

you're doing a lot better than you think you are.

May 12 • John Abbate

April 2026

Sunday Essays #12: The Constant Trait in the Most Attractive People I Know

not a looksmaxxing article

Apr 19 • John Abbate

Sunday Essays #11: Finding God in the Gulf Coast

an Easter essay on how a guy got his faith back.

Apr 5 • John Abbate

March 2026

Make Friends with the Sun.

El sol es tu amigo.

Mar 31 • John Abbate

Sunday Essays #10: The 3 Friends You Actually Need (it's not who you think)

do you have these people in your life?

Mar 29 • John Abbate

An Anecdote About Male Anxiety

6'2, 200 lb guy fights a thunderstorm.

Mar 27 • John Abbate

Does Raw Honey Turn You Into a Warlord?

let's find out.

Mar 24 • John Abbate

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