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Sunday Essays #6: Yapper's Delight
the future of the gift of gab
Feb 22 • John Abbate
Only the International Secret Agents Will Survive!
talking about AI without "talking about AI"
Feb 21 • John Abbate
Sunday Essays #5: Pre-Packaged Opinions are Poisoning the Well
you buying your viewpoints off Amazon Prime too?
Feb 16 • John Abbate

January 2026

Sunday Essays #4: Are You or a Loved One at Risk for OD'ing on Hustle Culture?
read this before redlining.
Jan 25 • John Abbate
5 Ways to (Actually) Enjoy Being Snowed In
5th one best one ✌🏻
Jan 23 • John Abbate
5 New Year's Predictions (from a terminally-online gym bro)
not the listicle...
Jan 3 • John Abbate

December 2025

Sunday Essays #3: It's All So Unserious Now (and that's ok)
Polymarket, politics, and payouts.
Dec 7, 2025 • John Abbate

November 2025

Sunday Essays #2: You're probably too Brainrotted to even read this
books, bikes, British slang, and brainrot.
Nov 23, 2025 • John Abbate
Give the People What They Want!
When the audience speaks..
Nov 18, 2025 • John Abbate
Sunday Essays #1: It's cringe to have a boyfriend now?
We've outdone ourselves with this one.
Nov 3, 2025 • John Abbate

October 2025

Not Picking a Side is the Coolest Thing You Can Do
Hyper-tribalism in Current Year.
Oct 21, 2025 • John Abbate
Your Coffee Brand and Your Car are Getting Freaky on Main
a quick spooky Substack
Oct 17, 2025 • John Abbate
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