March 2026

Make Friends with the Sun.
El sol es tu amigo.
 • John Abbate
Sunday Essays #10: The 3 Friends You Actually Need (it's not who you think)
do you have these people in your life?
 • John Abbate
An Anecdote About Male Anxiety
6'2, 200 lb guy fights a thunderstorm.
 • John Abbate
Does Raw Honey Turn You Into a Warlord?
let's find out.
 • John Abbate
Sunday Essays #9: Keyboard Warriors at the Gate
managing the inevitable in the digital landscape
 • John Abbate
Sunday Essays #8: You Really Gonna Let the Group Chat Destroy Your Dreams?
Creating > Your "friends"
 • John Abbate
Smoking a Cigar on a Florida Balcony, Contemplating Brain RAM
we've been running hot for a long time now.
 • John Abbate
How to Make Promethazine for the Modern Professional
sleep like a log and wake up like a glowing F500 CEO
 • John Abbate
Sunday Essays #7: Believing in Things Is So Back.
and it feels really good.
 • John Abbate

February 2026

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